The Surreal Michael Jackson Auction Tour
Thursday, April 30th, 2009You know that feeling you get when you take acid and go on a tour of Michael Jackson's house to see all the things he's auctioning off? You just ...
Archive for April, 2009
You know that feeling you get when you take acid and go on a tour of Michael Jackson's house to see all the things he's auctioning off? You just ...
UConn Rolls on to Elite 8
Thursday, April 30th, 2009The UConn Huskies have had plenty of bad news lately, with Yahoo! Sports' investigative unit unleashing a new body blow of an investigation seemingly every day of the week. Well, ...
South Park Explains the US Treasury System
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Is it a sign of declining society when a crude cartoon show like South Park is covering the financial crisis with more accuracy that cable news networks?
Eminem - We Made You
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Guess who's back, back again. Marshall Mathers has returned, and he's taking aim at everyone from Palin to Rain Man. Are you ready for a Relapse?
Bill Maher Isn’t Welcome in the Danger Zone
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Listen Bill, you can rant and rave all you want about Kentucky Grilled Chicken crap, adorable Somali pirates, faux populism leading to empty threats of secession, soy sauce packets, and ...
Shaq Attaq 2012
Thursday, April 30th, 2009An ancient prophecy (it really wasn't Nostradamus this time) wrote that the apocalypse shall begin 19 years after "a man shall remove the goal from its supports." Shaq may ...
L’il Kim Nearly Pops Out of Her Shirt
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Emergency wardrobe malfunction! L'il Kim and Derek Hough burned up the competition on Dancing With the Stars, and L'il Kim's bosom tried to slip out for the celebration. Tom Bergeron ...
Shop Owner Interviewed in Bunny Suit
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009This shop owner answered a local reporters questions regarding an alleged cyber stalking charge by dancing around her costume store dressed as a bunny – just in time for Easter!
MSU’s Durrell Summers Lands the Dunk of the Tourney
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009How do you land the power dunk of the tournament? When you're Michigan State's Durrell Summers, it's as easy as posterizing a 6-foot-10 UConn forward for two points that all ...
Sweatin’ with the Socialists
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Wow! Radical right-wingers can be funny, too! That's assuming that this isn't a real exercise program, of course. But who'd be dumb enough to believe that?