Archive for November, 2009

Chow Down on the Seven-Patty Windows 7 Whopper

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Japan has a new monster to stable beside Godzilla and Mothra: the seven-patty "Windows 7" Whopper from Burger King. 1.74 pounds of beef, and well over 2000 calories per burger. ...

Rajon Rondo, Kirk Hinrich Go at it

Monday, November 30th, 2009

In the middle of one of the best playoff series of all time, Boston point guard Rajon Rondo has been scrapping with two Chicago counterparts, Derek Rose and Kirk Heinrich. ...

Obama Calls Lady GaGa a Douche Bag

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Obama didn't just say some nasty stuff about Kanye West while he thought his mic was turned off. He also called Lady GaGa a douche bag, and then started ...

Dirty Projectors - Stillness Is The Move

Monday, November 30th, 2009

The ladies take on full vocal duty for Stillness Is The Move, the latest from Dirty Projectors. Set on a remote mountaintop, the washed-out colors and lone llama-tending give ...

Jeff Goldblum Speaks Out for the Rights of Flies

Monday, November 30th, 2009

In a shocking abuse of power, Barack Obama viciously murdered a fly last week. It raised the hackles of Jeff Goldblum (a.k.a. The Fly) who feels his 65,000,000 year old ...

White Gorilla, Ep. 1: What’s A White Gorilla

Monday, November 30th, 2009

White Gorilla thrive best not in the wild, but in your apartment. Sounds like a solid sitcom. It's even slightly less absurd than Two and a Half Men.

Kate Gosselin is Going Solo

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Get used to two less syllables in the title "Jon & Kate Plus Eight" -- according to TLC, now the show is just "Kate Plus Eight." The new focus will ...

Close Range: Shoot People in the Face and Be Content

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

The Onion reports about Close Range, a new video game that is all about shooting people in the face point-blank (or, if you prefer, the ear or the eye). The ...

Stewart Crushes Lenny Dykstra

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

So you lost all your money betting on Lenny Dykstra's financial advice? Don't worry, so did Lenny Dykstra. And now, becuase he was so bad at proffering up stock tips, ...

Is the Iraq Mess Really Over?

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Not by a long shot. To be fair, however, Obama makes sure not to make himself sound like he's calling it quits in Iraq. Troops are still scheduled ...