Archive for May, 2010

The God of Tetris

Monday, May 31st, 2010

We knew there had to be some kind of omniscient force that guided which Tetris pieces we were receiving. It makes sense that he's a vengeful and spiteful god, ...

This Guy Just Won $50G

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Look, hitting a halfcourt shot is nothing to sneeze at, granted. Still, it's not exactly the most unique trick under the sun. Seriously, when was the last time a week ...

Speed Dating Sotomayor

Monday, May 31st, 2010

It's tough trying to date a sympathizing liberal Supreme Court Judge. Just remember, if she is sympathetic to you, she's going to expect a lot of sympathy in return.

Patrick Swayze - She’s Like the Wind

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Patrick Swayze tragically lost his fight with cancer at the age of 57, but left behind a career of memories and love. Consider She's Like the Wind our tribute to ...

Real Time Reloads

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Bill Maher's been laying dormant for months on end, but like the groundhog, he's back up to see the long-ass shadow cast by the do-nothing Democratic Party.Thankfully, like Obama, he's ...

Terrible Decisions with Ben Schwartz: Episode 2

Monday, May 31st, 2010

You know the age-old question: paper or plastic. Now Ben Schwartz must decide. How will he choose? The decision will shock you!

Celebs Spoil Their Mates for Valentine’s Day

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Celebs like Kendra Wilkinson take a moment to talk about how they handled their significant others on the day of love. Others, like Taylor Swift, said "Meh" to the whole ...

Kathy Griffin Curses out CNN on NYE

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

Kathy Griffin is infamous for her New Years Eve coverage on CNN. There was last year's infamous d**k joke but this year she went for straight up profanity!

Raptors’ Coach Goes Bo Jackson on his Clipboard

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

Ever heard of Jay Triano? Yeah, we hadn't either. Then we learned he's the coach of the Toronto Raptors, which is notable only because it makes him an NBA coach ...

Rahm Emanuel’s Naked Negotiating

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

Aww yeah just what we were hoping for. Eric Massa isn't the only victim of Rahm Emanuel's naked negotiations. He does it to every government goon all the time! Persuading? ...