Archive for July, 2010

Woman Falls Out of Moving Car

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

We're no strangers to dangerous icy, winter roads, especially when navigating them with a two-door sportscar. So, we'll be sure to take this cue on graciously falling out of a ...

Tiger Outdueled Again!

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

In recent times, putting has been the weakness of Tiger Woods' golf game. That's no shock. That the world's No. 1 player would choke away two huge tournaments -- one ...

Obama Wants To Take Your Tonsils Out

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Sometimes it takes a comedian to translate what is meant by a mouth-frothing political commentator. Phillip Wilburn delivers on this Glenn Beck spoof about getting your tonsils removed.

Lykke Li - Possibility

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Swedish indie phenom Lykke Li is yet another artist to grace the New Moon soundtrack and make us wonder if that movie knows how lucky it is. Thankfully, Possibility ...

Sarah Palin: Rogue Warrior

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her ...

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

The U.S. is facing serious global criticism in its use of Hillary Clinton against Pakistan. Many studies have shown that the use of weapons-grade Hillary Clinton causes more damage ...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Getting Engaged?

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

It looks like the Lion may ver well have fallen for the Lamb. Rumor has it that Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are contemplating engagement. Nothing will come ...

Racist KFC Commercial

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Apparently, Australia has no idea of the American stereotype about fried chicken and black people. So when a commercial showing one white guy solving the "awkward situation" of being in ...

Fat Guy vs. Frozen Pond: Who Ya Got?

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

We don't know where this happened, but we're betting somewhere near Wichita. Whatever. Fat people jumping into partially frozen bodies of water are a universal attraction. And this dude is ...

Stay Away From Politicians!

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Wonkette's David Brooks explains that you can't trust a Republican that is within arm's reach of you, if only because he needs human touch. Creepy!