Sarah Palin: Rogue Warrior
Sunday, July 25th, 2010You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her ...
Archive for the ‘Late Night’ Category
You know why you can't stand the sight of her, right? Because you're an elitist who can't handle a real American who kills stuff with her bare hands in her ...
If the Knicks Don’t Land LeBron, They Next Best Thing Is…
Saturday, July 24th, 2010Stephen Colbert?Well, at least the Knicks would be a lot funnier. Not as funny as when Isiah Thomas was running the team into the ground and Starbury was throwing a ...
Conan is Big Pimpin’
Friday, July 23rd, 2010Last week, Tonight Show writer Deon Cole raised the question, Is Conan NBC's ho?When Coco told Jeff Zucker and his merry band of NBC arseholes to go screw, it became ...
Colbert Weighs In On Tiger’s Tale
Thursday, July 22nd, 2010The problem is Tiger Woods lost sight of what's important...while having an affair. It's a sacred infidelity between a man a woman and another woman. Stay faithful to the arrangement ...
Oddball: Call Stinking Liar Snake Removal Service!
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010A brave snake handler in Florida bravely snatched up a Burmese python slithering around yards from a day care...You Have to be Kaa-ding Us!Snakey McFakey (aka John Laroche wannabe) you ...
The Daily Tube Sniffs Out the Tom Hanks Rat
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010We love Tom Hanks. We love David Letterman.It seems a bit odd though that Hanks, the 21st-century Jimmy Stewart, has shown up twice on the Late Show since Dave's affairs ...
Walter Sobchak Drops A Boatload of Weight
Monday, July 19th, 2010Wow. We mean, Wow!You're a good man, John Goodman. Kudos to you for the healthy efforts. We want you in our lives for a long time.Watching you take a dive ...
Shatner Returns to Out-Palin Palin’s Tweets
Sunday, July 18th, 2010The fireweed is in full bloom...No rain, no rainbow.Truer words were never Tweeted.Shatner, you've found your calling. Love the sandals. Cue the bongos and deliver us some Palin poetry.
Colbert Introduces: I’s on Edjukashun
Saturday, July 17th, 2010Colbert is fed up with what's being taught to America's children, so he's decided to play substitute teacher. Did you know The American Vision waits three whole paragraphs to mention ...
Caramel Apples With Our Old Friend Produce Pete
Friday, July 16th, 2010We love Steve Carell. We hate caramel apples. See the dilemma? Sweet delicious comedy? Complicated hard-to-eat hurt-our-teeth so-called treat?We'll have to head down into Produce Pete's dark basement for the ...