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Colbert Introduces: I’s on Edjukashun

Colbert is fed up with what’s being taught to America’s children, so he’s decided to play substitute teacher. Did you know The American Vision waits three whole paragraphs to mention Middle Eastern terrorism and two more to add that they’re Muslims? That’s right, righties, more liberal bias. Kids can’t read five paragraphs in one sitting. They’re too busy getting hopped up on Advil. Go ahead, check their underwear. Alleged genius Antonin Scalia doesn’t mind. A thirteen-year-old’s panties are fair game for zero tolerance. As he says, “By God, the drugs must be in her underpants.”

Never forget, many people consider Scalia to be the brightest mind on the Supreme Court.