Look Everybody, Boobies!
July 17, 2010 – 10:10 am
Oh, you dirty filthy smut lovers are in for a treat. Male boobies.
Ohh, so sexy. Tell us more. For starters, the boobie is a tropical sea bird. And the feet of the male boobies turn a lovely shade of blue during mating season to draw in the ladies. New research has found that whenever the blue-footed boys abstain from sex for a year, their feet become more vibrantly colored, making them irresistible playas on the aviary swingers scene.
The human equal is…A dude’s junk after he comes out of prison? No thanks, we’d rather just play with some boobies.
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