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David Beckham, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Noel Gallagher and others are taking a trip to the Star Wars cantina, courtesy of Adidas. We have to admit: seeing C-3PO with the Punk? Very cool.
Stephen Colbert?
Well, at least the Knicks would be a lot funnier. Not as funny as when Isiah Thomas was running the team into the ground and Starbury was throwing a truck party, but funnier than than not getting King James.
We know this is a commercial. Commercials tend to be stupid, annoying, and unfunny. Until Aziz Ansari comes around to battle Sean Combs to see how is the world’s smoothest man. Sandpaper couldn’t find traction on their backs.
How do you turn a phenomenon like “Twilight” into an utter behemoth? Make the debut trailer for “Eclipse” an Oprah exclusive. Kaboom!
This 4th of July weekend, you can outdo those well-endowed ladies and their hypnotic glitter guns by making your manhood shimmer like a sparkler in the night!
How do you top an incredible one-handed grab in the NFL? With five of the best receptions of the week across the league? If that Jason Whitten grab at No. 5 is really only the fifth best catch of the week, then you know there had to be some really impressive receptions, huh?
Since this seems to be the hot topic of the week, let’s discuss how bizarre this whole thing is. First of all, no one is ever going to challenge this man’s rights to own and carry a firearm. However, it begs some concern for the safety of the president when a man carrying a sign that advocates violence gets a weapon this close to the president. Forget about the fact that Obama is the first African-American president. If this was Bush or Clinton, the same concerns would be raised. What makes this SUCH a big issue is the fact that despite the fact that a black, Democratic president has not even served one year in office, fringe right-wingers have decided that gun rights are an issue and have decided to fan the flames over every single thing that has to do with the president to the effect that now people are starting to get really scary looking in public over political issues. Bailout or not, health care reform or not, it is really not okay to be flirting this close to violence. Knock it off, already!
Take it from the Canadian comedy troupe, calling yourself Kidz In the Hall can have some unintended consequences, like putting all eyes on your age. That’s why we although we like Jukebox, the lyrics are sort of amusing. A quarter for a song isn’t as much of a throwback as say, a nickel for a piece of pie and a cup of joe, but it’s certainly not the going rate, guys.
Last week, Tonight Show writer Deon Cole raised the question, Is Conan NBC’s ho?
When Coco told Jeff Zucker and his merry band of NBC arseholes to go screw, it became clear that he is nobody’s ho.
And the $30 million he’s rumored to be walking away shows he’s nobody’s bitch either.
Oh, and for good measure, putting the Tonight Show on Craigslist proves Conan O’Brien is a P-I-M-P!
It is about time someone made a ditty for our favorite store. Riegel and Blatt show us how to become men with the Swedish furniture retailer.